Bud Dog Gone!!!

Bud came to visit on Saturday evening with his owners, Aunt Bea and Uncle Don along with my other aunt and uncle, Joan and Don. I thought Bud was in attendance as I heard the scurrying of little feet while I was doing my inhaler. He trotted into the kitchen to greet me. He is so cute. I offered him my inhaler, but he declined. See how smart he is!!!

I had a nice conversation with him. He said he missed day vacation camp with me and he was looking forward to another stay at the Tiffany Jewel Hotel, where it is dog gone fun and exciting!! According to my aunt, Bud weighs 4 more pounds. I have to confess that it wasn't me, who helped him gain that weight. Aunt Bea says she has to put him on a diet or the Vet will be disciplining her and Don for Bud's weight gain. Personally, I think they need to take him to a "fat farm", where he can eat organic foods, play tennis, whiffle ball- doesn't hurt as much if you get hit, swimming-of course, doing the doggy paddle, and archery-pin the tail on the doggie.

Dog Gone Pawsradise has a detailed brochure explaining all the perks that they have for your beloved four legged friend -massage therapy, pedicures, grooming techniques, visual eye exams with glasses in the shape of bones, chiropractic services to adjust those unadjusted vertebrae. For the mere cost of $500 a day, your pet is pampered, fetched for organic meals, and leashed for the after dinner party movie-100 Dalmatians. The informative flyer indicates that the much loved Disney movie is a howling success with even the most disconcerting pup. Before going to bed in their top of the line dog nesting, velour bed, there is a story time book called Snoopy and Charlie Brown go to Vacation Camp along with mints on their goose feathered pillows.

What more could an owner and pet ask for? I think I'll let my aunt and uncle immediately know about this supposed "fat farm" for dogs. Apparently, owners are not included in this type of slim and trim camp. However, I heard through the dogvine that there is a program for owners, who have the daily tendency to over feed their poochies. It is called, " How to downsize your dog in 3 Days." Naturally, it comes with a guarantee that states, if you are not satisfied with the services rendered in helping your pet lose weight easily, then you will receive a full refund along with gourmet meals for reducing the weight of your canine for a whole month, at no cost to the owner, except for the C.O.D. delivery charge, a mere $30 per week. Supposedly, this is better than Weight Watchers for Dogs, Jenny Craig for Dogs and cookie Queen, Mrs. Fields for Dogs.

I am sure that there are other programs also available. If you know or hear of them, please let me know as my aunt and uncle are desperate. She is willing to try anything, so that Bud is slim and trim for his next doggie visit.

May your dog enjoy all the dog bone treats, without gaining weight from all the eats.

P.S. -Bud is sending his parents a review of his stay at the Tiffany Jewel Hotel. I do believe I saw a check mark next to four wagging tails. What a stellar recommendation. I guess I might have to raise the dog vacation fee to keep up with our image.

Time to go to bed, Fido and Bud. Sleep tight, don't let the cats disturb you through the night.
Bonne nuit.